by Mindaugas Balčiauskas and
Rokas Laurinavičius , BoredPanda, 10/7/20.
Kathy Torrence, 52, learned that her son, 21, is no different. Recently, he texted Kathy, asking, “How did any of college work before email?”
Read more at … https://www.boredpanda.com/college-life-before-internet-email-son-mom-exchange-kathy-torrence/
Commentary by Dr. Whitesel: As an avid surfer, people often ask me if I’m worried about a shark attack. I tell them no, I put my trust in God first. And secondly, even among people who go to the beach the chance of being killed by shark is 1 in 11.5 million. Here are National Geographic’s even more remarkable statistics about some more dangerous household encounters.
by Meg Gleason, National Geograohic, 11/22/11.
…Who knew toilets and air fresheners could be so dangerous? Well, at least statistically speaking it appears sharks seem to pose less of a threat than many things we encounter every day.
Read more at … https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2011/11/22/nat-geo-wild-what-are-the-odds-some-surprising-shark-attack-stats/
by Rachael Thompson, Mashable, 4/1/19, April Fools Day.
On April 1, 2019, also known as April Fools’ Day, Hasbro announced the termination of our spud-like pal’s contract to make way for his millennial replacement, Mr Avo Head.
“It’s no guaccident that the avocado was chosen to replace the carby potato,” reads Hasbro’s statement. “Hasbro has announced that Mr Potato Head will no longer be a star carb character and will be replaced with his soon to be Insta-famous rival, Mr Avo Head.”
Read more at … https://mashable.com/article/mr-potato-head-avo-head/#ZDkWb9MIbZqQ
In a separate press release, Taco Bell explained that the Liberty Bell would divide its time between Philadelphia and the Taco Bell headquarters in Irvine. It compared the purchase to the adoption of highways by corporations. Taco Bell argued that it was simply “going one step further by purchasing one of the country’s greatest historic treasures.” The company boasted, “Taco Bell’s heritage and imagery have revolved around the symbolism of the bell. Now we’ve got the crown jewel of bells.”
The Sun, meanwhile, claimed there would be a Royal Mint collection of coin designs based on emojis, including a poo emoji 50p, while the Daily Star reckons we’ll now be able to get beer on the NHS. Apparently “Guinness is good for you” after all.
The Daily Mail had news that Larry the Downing Street cat was getting its own catflap in the famous door to No 10.
Pick of the tech jokes this year is Google Tulip. With an extremely detailed technical spec and glossy promotional video, this development allows you to talk to your tulips, and discover just what it is they are thinking about. Spoiler alert: sunshine, soil and water.
And Cambridgeshire police are introducing the drug sniffer bunny.
Special Constabulary (@CambsCopsSC)
After 6 weeks training meet the forces new drugs sniffer rabbit Benni be sure to say hello if you see us on patrol#SSThomas pic.twitter.com/eiHv95y9Ul
Read more at … https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2019/apr/01/april-fools-day-2019-the-best-jokes-and-pranks-in-one-place
Okay, there are going to be people out there who want this to be real. With elaborate dog birthday parties (including requested gifts) already being a thing, there are bound to be disappointed dog event planners who were hoping that Wayfair’s dog wedding registry launch was legit. Dubbed “Groom’d,” the placeholder site suggests that dog couples will love putting together a list of items they want for their new joint lives—including décor—because, of course.
From the press release: “We’re delighted to introduce the next generation wedding registry with a platform created just for dogs looking to take their puppy love to the next level.”
Forget candles—scented wallpaper is the new fragrance trend we wish we could have at home. A “beta tester” used to rub citrus on her walls, but Spoonflower’s Orange Blossom saves her from the “pulpy mess.” We wouldn’t be mad at lining our walls with the Aloe Eucalyptus and Summer Rose scents, either.
Read more at … https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/april-fools-pranks-2019-268192
by John Youshaei, Forbes Magazine, 7/13/17.
1. Strong Managers Focus On Progress; Weak Managers Focus On Process
cartoon from EveryVowel.com
Yes, you need some process to keep employees in check. But when you have too much, you kill creativity. This is what ultimately drives the success of any organization. Don’t destroy it. Don’t be afraid to adjust or remove processes to help your team push the envelope. Encouraging progress, not process, is essential for your company’s long term growth…
3. Strong Managers Compete With Themselves; Weak Managers Compete With Others
cartoon from EveryVowel.com
4. Strong Managers Work For A Cause; Weak Managers Work For Applause
cartoon from EveryVowel.com
6. Strong Managers Respect Your Time; Weak Managers Waste It
cartoon from EveryVowel.com
Read more at … https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonyoushaei/2017/09/13/8-differences-between-strong-and-weak-managers-told-through-cartoons/#5cb1878723b0
cartoons humor comic
Commentary by Dr. Whitesel: This is an exercise about understanding how different cultures worship. My students enjoy it, so I thought I would post it here. Here is how the leadership exercise works:
Watch this video:
It is a humorous video that actually teaches an important cultural lesson too. It is by the Christian band called Glad. They were known for great vocals (and probably also for 80s haircuts 😉
(the video seems to have disappeared, but here is the audio version.)
But aside from their fashion statement, the group makes a good cultural point in this video. Write down a paragraph regarding the point of their video in your mind.
This is an exercise to allow you to dig deeper into cultural patterns and why they differ. So what is the lesson from this video about culture, when we recognize culture is comprised of behaviors, ideas and products (Hiebert, 1997)?
Here is a more recent version of the video to will enjoy also:
And, for a final bit of humor here is a puppet ministry visualizing the song.)
1984 The Rise of Customer-friendly Technology
2006 Incompetency at Work
2012 A Hunger for Nostalgia
2012 Living in a Dangerous World
2014 Living in a Mosiac World
2015 Men Can Care Too
Saturday Night Live, SNL, 11/12/16.
Commentary by Dr. Whitesel: In communication theory, context must be exegeted carefully to ascertain the original speaker/writer’s environment and intent. Here are two 30-second videos that serve as a great example, courtesy of State Farm® Insurance.
by David Briggs, Huffington Post, 6/1/16.
There is a popular joke about displaced pastors preparing three envelopes for their successor to be opened each time the new person runs into trouble.
The first time it happens, the new pastor opens the envelope marked No. 1 and it reads, “Blame your predecessor.”
It is not long before the pastor once again finds himself on the wrong side of the congregation. This time, the note inside reads, “Draw up three envelopes. …”
Read more at … http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-briggs/saving-grace-the-leadersh_b_10209548.html?utm_hp_ref=religion&ir=Religion
(Discovered and shared by colleague Dr. Colleen Derr.)
#Renovate15
bhttp://matthewepierce.com/costume-ideas-for-the-halloween-festival/
Probably the most important part of Christianity is going to Halloween Festivals at church that don’t use the word “Halloween.” … And listen, nothing is more embarrassing than hitting the Harvest Festival in a bedsheet shepherd costume. Freshen it up, girl. God didn’t give us grace so that we could be embarrassed by the pagans and their fancy costumes. Here are some ideas so that you can turn some heads when you roll up to the Trunk-or-Treat at First Methodist.
What could be more terrifying to your affluent, conservative WASP-nest of a Bible Belt church than if you and your spouse showed up to the Fall Festival as a couple of free trade coffee-swilling, Bernie Sanders-quoting progressive believers? IMPORTANT: you must wear either the “Look How Smart I Am Glasses” or the “I Might Be Homeless Headwear,” but not both. Furthermore, to complete the ensemble, work the following buzzwords into your conversations:
Terrify your friends by showing up at your church’s Fall Festival as this scowling, grumbling theological warrior. Furrow those brows, let the corners of your mouth sink down into your jowls, and wave your ESV MacArthur Study Bible at lesser believers. Tootsie Rolls? Nope, not biblical. Candy corn? Abomination… Rice cakes and Nutella are good enough for Al Mohler and by golly they’re good enough for me.
Keep those shades on you at all times, baby. If you don’t have flip up lenses then get you a frat boy strap and wear the shades around your neck. Throw a couple of twenties into the offering plate. Feels good, don’t it? Take the harmony on “Joy Unspeakable” and really belt it out. Make them hear you up in the choir row.
Add some accessories. AND THEN ADD SOME MORE. Grow some sweet facial hair and then break out the bleach. Roll up your sleeves. Are belts keeping you from relating to today’s generation? LEAVE YOUR BELT AT HOME AND UNTUCK YOUR SHIRT.
More great humor at … http://matthewepierce.com/costume-ideas-for-the-halloween-festival/
My colleague and friend Ed Stetzer may be this year’s most unexpected (and underrated) Halloween Festival Costume.
#Renovate15
Commentary by Dr. Whitesel: One of my recent DMin students at Fuller Seminary, Rev. Sharon Koh, shared an amazing “domino effect” video that uses OT metaphors to teach “It is not who you are, but whose you are.” Watch this intriguing video (I guarantee you won’t stop it once it starts).
Here is the link to the video: https://vimeo.com/123465875
Commentary by Dr. Whitesel: Tripp & Tyler are two humorists that utilize short videos to capture their satire. You can find several of the videos I use in my courses to teach students by clicking “humor” in the “Tag Cloud” (right sidebar) in ChurchHealth.wiki. Here is their take on Apple’s comprehension-impaired PA: Siri.
Commentary by Dr. Whitesel: Here is another humorous, but satirically poignant video by Christian humorists Tripp & Tyler. Their short video points out how email can become bloated, cumbersome and inefficient. It brought a smile to my face (as I think it will yours 😉
Commentary by Dr. Whitesel: “While teaching as a guest professor at Wheaton College, one of students introduced me to the satire of Tripp and Tyler, two Christian guys who help us laugh at some of our leadership and parenting eccentricities. Take a look at this video of what would happen if we had a conference call, face-to-face.”
This was shared by one of my Wheaton College master’s degree students. Thanks Gina, it brought a smile to my face (and reminded me how we sometimes speak in an almost indecipherable Christian-ese 😉
Commentary by Dr. Whitesel: “I am one of those people who feel a sense of call to minister to Gen. X and Millennials (I even wrote a book on Millennial Leadership called ORGANIX.)
In fact I took this online test to see which generation I identified. And, I identified almost equally with Generation X and the Millennials.
Check out the survey here: http://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/2174636/Which-Gen-Am-I-When-I-Work-copy
by Bob Whitesel Ph.D., 6/18/15.
Statistics can be deceptive can’t they? For they can be manipulated to create all sorts of results, some that even defy reality.
Here are some of my favorite quotes about statistics (garnered from “Statistically Speaking: A Dictionary of Quotations” edited by Carl C. Gaither and Alma E. Cavazos-Gaither, 1996).
“There are lies, darn lies, and statistics!” – B. Disraeli, English Prime Minister and political thinker (minced oath was utilized to replace Disraeli’s more base terminology)
“Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment.” – J. Baudrillard, French social theorist.
“The only useful function of a statistician is to make predictions, and thus to provide a basis for action.” – W. E. Deming, famed statistician, best known for his work in the area of industrial quality control
“The most powerful mathematical tools are sometimes less important to the engineer than some of the simpler or less powerful tools. But often, for lack of information about either, neither is used.” – C. M. Ryerson, statistical theorist.
And, just for fun some humorous perspectives on statistics:
“Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.” – Samuel Clemens (alias Mark Twain)
“A statistician drowned while crossing a stream that was, on average, 6 inches deep.”
“Most people use statistics the way a drunk uses a lamp post, more for support than enlightenment.”
“An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician were moose hunting in northern Canada. After a short walk through the marshes they spotted a HUGE moose 150 meters away. The engineer raised his gun and fired at the moose. A puff of dust showed that the bullet landed 3 meters to the right of the moose. The physicist, realizing that there was a substantial breeze that the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of the moose and fired. The bullet landed 3 meters to the left of the moose. The statistician jumped up and down and screamed ‘We got him! We got him!’” (Also recounted in my book Preparing for Change Reaction, 😉
I hope this quotes remind you about the potentially fallacious nature of statistics and evaluation. While it behooves us to use evaluation, we must use it carefully, prayerfully, tactfully and suitably to ensure we do not interject personal predilections into our evaluation.
by Meghan Ennes Harvard Business Review, 6/3/15.
To mark his contribution to the hallowed halls of management comedy, we’re profiling Dilbert creator, Scott Adams, in this month’s issue of HBR. He was kind enough to lend us his 550-page tome Dilbert 2.0: 20 Years of Dilbert, where he reveals that more than a handful of the comics documented in his legendary workplace strip actually came straight – sometimes verbatim – from his readers’ work-lives, and his own.
Adams started cartooning while working at Pacific Bell Telephone Company (later acquired by AT&T), after being repeatedly passed over for promotion. “The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar,” he says in his book, “I had time for hobbies.” Some of the first Dilbert doodles appeared on the whiteboard in Adams’ cube, and it was one of his coworkers who suggested the name of the title character.
As you may have guessed, the office milieu gave Adams all the material he needed.
Read more at … https://hbr.org/2013/10/how-dilbert-practically-wrote-itself
